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\"All I Want Is You\" is a song by Swedish recording artist Agnes. The song was written by Agnes, Ana Diaz, and Jonas Quant. The latter produced the song for Agnes' fourth studio album, Veritas (2012). The song received its radio debut on Sveriges Radio P3 on August 29. It was released as the second single from the album on August 31, 2012.
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Operation Blackcurrant was a Royal Navy peacetime operation carried out January to February 1947 to provide electrical power during a power shortage.
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