{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Majestic FC","displaytitle":"Majestic FC","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16844375","titles":{"canonical":"Majestic_FC","normalized":"Majestic FC","display":"Majestic FC"},"pageid":41412903,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Logo_Majestic.png","width":315,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Logo_Majestic.png","width":315,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272542385","tid":"2dff24f0-ddfb-11ef-bdd0-554abc3f6bf5","timestamp":"2025-01-29T04:40:35Z","description":"Football club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_FC","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_FC?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_FC?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Majestic_FC"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_FC","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Majestic_FC","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_FC?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Majestic_FC"}},"extract":"Majestic Football Club, also known as Majestic or Majestic FC, is a Burkinabé football club based in Ouagadougou which plays in the Burkinabé Premier League.","extract_html":"
Majestic Football Club, also known as Majestic or Majestic FC, is a Burkinabé football club based in Ouagadougou which plays in the Burkinabé Premier League.
"}{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"fact":"Relative to its body size, the clouded leopard has the biggest canines of all animals\u2019 canines. Its dagger-like teeth can be as long as 1.8 inches (4.5 cm).","length":156}
{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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